gere curam mei finis

I’m so hungry I could eat the gap between what I said and what I meant

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

we’re gonna need a bigger caffeine

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

girls and women who are afraid of aging don’t seem to be paying attention to the fact that middle aged women are often having more fun than anyone else alive

i tried to come out of my shell and fucked it up and now im kinda lodged in here all weird

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom