I was a SB before I even knew what it was.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

anyone else have a vanilla full time clueless boyfriend?

I tried it, but I had less time to earn. So he had to go.

I have a clueless, vanilla boyfriend that I am slowly turning into a clueless, unsuspecting sugarboyfriend. No need to tell him about my true SDs. I never really wanted vanilla anyway. It was an accident.

hunk of what? mozzarella?

This is so rude both to the raptors and to mozzarella.

iAM SCREMAING

I don’t see it 😞😞 ultrabrainfried you?

Not even a little bit attractive. Unless you are into that inbred, trust fund, douchebag look.

Oh my god I felt like I was in a horror story reading op’s post. Didn’t your momma teach you never to get into strangers cars? Jesus I’ve been with my sd for a little under a year and I’m still on my guard when I get into his car. A mess.

Relax your mind and body Hun. And find some anal-Eze 👅

thanks!!!just ordered some Anal Eze from amazon

Hop it all go smooth for u lol 😘

Make sure he is rock hard first. Trying to shove a pseudo chub in there makes it more painful.

role model

Okay, so there’s a few things going on in this gifset. One of them is weaponized femininity, which, yeah, annoying. Another one is the social contract which implies she owes him something in exchange for his drink. She doesn’t. Yeah, she’s taking advantage of a system, but all he’s out is a few bucks. This system is very often used to justify harassment, stalking, and sexual crimes against women: he bought her something, so she “owes” him something. What should she have given him in exchange for the drink? Five minutes’ conversation? A dance? A kiss? The humor in the clip is in her subverting a system so often used to screw women over. She’s taking the power out of his hands with a brazen exploitation of a social contract that says men buy their way into a woman’s good graces with a drink. In truth, women aren’t vending machines you feed kindness into until sex falls out. This nicely illustrates the concept. It actually takes a fair bit of internalized misogyny to blame her for exploiting a system she had no part in setting up.

Role Model

“Human, just.. just give them here. I can do that so much better. Your heart is in the right place though.”

Oh my gosh.

Stop it. Stop it right now. This is why animals are 100000x’s better than humans

citykidsoul

What a beautiful family!

technically i’m “interested in men” but im actually not interested in them at all

This about sums it up

Horror movies should include a blooper section to help people relax before bed

I bet the bloopers to paranormal activity are fucking gold I need to see them asap

I always watch an episode of Family Guy afterward. Works like a charm.

Lena Dunham has some very strong opinions that sex work is inherently exploitative, abusive and must be stopped for someone who regularly gets naked and performs sexually on camera. We’re all just meant to ignore the fact that the functional difference between Lena and a porn actor is a matter of centimeters. Maybe we should petition to make her work a crime, too, for her own protection.

joking about being a sex worker is always whorephobic and also embarrassing as most of you would not last 1 week

I doubt most of them probably wouldn’t last the length of a single session.

Most wouldn't get past the first message or contact.

As much as they went shopping they better have different outfits

some of yall reblogging this are too young for the totally spies time period

Or too old.