Anti-Alberta-Association

-LYCAON the Cannibal King of Arcadia-

Rogue subprogram: A petulant lesser demi-god who schemed to offend the Dodekatheon (he served his own son as dinner to Zeus himself) and was reprimanded with CANIS flesh corruption. He was used as a WAR-BRED military asset to be aimed at Olympus’ enemies until taken in by the Hephaestus think-tank group for experimental digitization into war-viruses. (at the time Xibalban biomechanics were extremely hard to reverse engineer by the Godheads)Technological espionage with digitized monstrosities was given the go-ahead.

This interest in post-flesh god tech was spurred by Olympus’ close ally the Aesir and unbeknownst to them; the Hephaestus group had gotten access to the GARM experiments (such spying would have greatly weakened the ancient Dodekatheon/Aesir alliances)

Lycan-strain CANIS material was not originally present in the GARM programming and with The rogue King manifesting on Hessian battlefields-this scandal is out in the open now. The GARM product had been tampered with. Foreign elements went undetected.

Who knows how many more mutt breeds will spawn from this.

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate