Don't ask about fedoras

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

@dualclock joypost for you

i read this as homestuck and then realized that it wasn’t homestuck before realizing that it was actually homestuck

I've been working on this theory that manic pixie dream girls are real it's just that they're all femme lesbians because men can't handle them. They can't match her freak. They're on reddit asking for relationship advice on how to dull her sparkle. My girlfriend (nonbinary) (starbucks barista) (trying to unionize the starbucks) gets customers flirting with her like they think they stand a fucking chance

A weird girl with bright colored hair CAN save you but only if you're pure of heart it's like being able to see unicorns. I had a butch dyke britney moment and cut my hair off the other day & I'm gonna give her a lock of my hair as a gift to put in a locket or something like the victorians used to & the men aren't doing this

If you want a weird girl who's cooler than you try making her earrings out of your teeth or something

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication