Of Molasses, Stone, Granite

we only did one good thing

domesticate rats

Plague doctors are so funny. Imagine being a dying peasant and fucking spy vs spy shows up and tells you “I literally can not cure you”

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

So many people are desperately googling whether chimpanzees are native to the us midwest right now

Today I found out if you have a degree in wildlife management you can say something absolutely against any history or facts and people will just be Extremely Worried you know something really big that they somehow missed

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!

That’s not a mouse, that’s a pika

Fat ass mouse

#i like this but it also lowkey makes me wanna shove tarkovsky in a locker #son. you think westerns aren’t about god? (x)

time sensitive question how flirt boy