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steve rogers goes to his own exhibit with only a baseball cap as a disguiseâŚ.. and only a kid recognizes him. its a trend thatâs continued through the whole film. no one recognizes him bc of his face. seventy years under ice and history has replaced steve rogers almost completely with captain america. heâs been overshadowed by a legend. which, to me, makes it even more meaningful that when steve wears his vintage cap costume to jog buckyâs memory it doesnât work. its not until the cowl is knocked aside, the shield is dropped, and all thatâs left is a little guy from brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight, that bucky remembers himÂ
and the only time anyone recognizes him, its in front of the words âjames buchanan barnesâ just for the winter soldier to say âi knew himâ after hearing the name bucky from steveâs mouth
kinda funny that steve rogers, a chronically ill son of first gen immigrants, was raised by a single mom in brooklyn into an anti fascist progressive man who stood up everyday against oppressors. and that cap 2 was about an AI surveillance state & how easily the government could be corrupted/compromised. and that cap 3 was about accords that would strip enhanced individuals of their autonomy and turn them into pawns/breathing weapons & a tortured POW who was villainized. and how in infinity war steve rogers had become a world wide fugitive doing what he thought was right even if it wasnât legal.
and then endgame said well on that note, weâre sending him back in time to 1950s (the decade epitomes w trad values and when there was still segregation) and he wouldnât do anything about social issues or hydra or his best friend being brainwashed bc he deserved to rest <3
no more "steve rogers doesn't know modern technology." embrace "steve rogers has no fucking clue what's a realistic timeline for technological advancement is." this guy used a telegraph one day and a hologram the next. his first introduction to the present was tony stark. he's never lived in a world with an ethernet cable. he doesn't know what the fuck an ipod nano is. if you showed him something supposed to be a groundbreaking impressive invention he'd just be like "oh neat. regular future stuff. okay." steve rogers with the tech awareness of a gen alpha kid. if you showed him a cd rack he'd have to think about it.
Marvel has just announced a DIY comics platform called Create Your Own and there was a big list of things you were supposed to include in each comic. It was kinda daunting but @oxboxer and I made a test panel and I think we got everything in there, howâd we do, guys?
Itâs beautiful

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new shane hollander idea
I am a firm believer that Shane found out about the fact that there wasn't an Woman;s professional Hockey league in like 2009-2010, and immidiately said: 'Someone should fix this'
and when nobody did, he said 'I should fix this'
Just imagine. this man is the most autistic hockey fan in the history of hockey fans. he has basically unlimited money (nhl and sponsorships) and unlimited amount of pull and influence. he can make it happen.
Of course he recruits the help of important women of hockey, by the time he gets the wagon halfway on the rails, he's basically a consultant, meeting note taker and a share holder more than anything else. Shane recognizes that this is a woman's league, and it should not be led by a man.
But it does help that he's so involved. he has legendary status. surely if The Shane Hollander loves woman's hockey so much, and is so passionate about it, it's worth watching.
Becuase shane is passionate about it.
this man absolutely misses being a fan of hockey.
he absoulutely misses being able to just mindlessly chear for a team without either A: playing the game himself and being busy. B: being a traitor to his own team. C: analyzing every play to see where improvements can be done. D: analyzing the players to see who they can scout.
but now? he can cheer for any team, and nobody is opposition, or his team, so it he doesn't have to analyze shit. He can't even draft the players into his own team, so no need to worry about either.
He is obsessed. that childhood wonder is so back. he has all the jerseys. and I mean all of them. he has the jersy of every woman that plays in the woman's hockey league. most of them are sighned. most of them he's met. he's on first name basis with all of the captains and a lot of the players, especially the ones from montreal.
This man can tell you every stat, from every woman, from every team. He watches every game, he tries to watch as many games as possible live. he once showed up to a woman's hockey game still half in his gear because his own game in the same rink went to overtime, and he nearly missed the first puckdrop.
All the ladies know how to pick him out of a crowd. he gets so many pucks from them. he wears their jerseys to their games religiously. they wear his jersey to his games too. he has wine nights with the Montreal woman's team. they discuss tactics, rules and other people's games like it's gossip.
when he and Ilya are outed, the women rally behind him, even when the Voyageurs don't. they come over the day off the outing with wine and ginger ale and they built him a whole pillow fort, just for funsies. they talk and drink and cry, and Ilya shows up and they talk and drink and cry some more.
He is their biggest fan and they are his biggest support system.
Just, Shane Hollander and his girls. The women of hockey and their pet homosexual.
no au today but here's my life's greatest masterpiece instead
.ninety: longass stan intermission
We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere
Ilya âYouâll Have to Find a New Captain Thenâ Rozanov
âTroy. Please move. You are in my seat next to my husband.â
âOne sec Roz, Iâm showing Hollanderââ
âNow, or youâll have to find a new captain.â
***
âHarris, what are you doing?â
âIâm talking Chiron on her walk?â
âYou said I could take her.â
âYes but you are-â
âI will take her or you will find a new captain.â
***
âHollander, you saving that donut for someone?â
âYeah, itâs for Ilya.â
*starts reaching for the donut* âI donât think Roz will mindââ
*Ilya appearing out of nowhere* âDo you want to find a new captain?â

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shane uses ilya's full married name when hes jokingly annoyed with him ie 'mr. ilya rozanov-hollander where the FUCK are my low cal bagels đ¤¨' 'mr. ilya rozanov-hollander if I go upstairs n your TOWELS are on my FLOOR' 'mr. ilya rozanov-hollander why was there no GAS in my CAR' etc etc. he does it often enough he's essentially pavloved ilya into 'play fight' mode via his own name. however. sometimes he'll get For Real Shane Annoyed n not use 'mr. rozanov-hollander' n without fail every time ilya whines about being stripped his husband title until shane caves bc fuck if it isn't actually kinda sweet
I think Mary Oliver's "you do not have to be good" would do insane things to one Shane Hollander
Heated Rivalry Ficlet Masterpost
Most ficlets are crossed posted to AO3 - GGFJ84 Works
Posted - 7.11.2026
Radom Ficlets
Mic'ed Up Shane - Ilya is a menace, but Shane can give it right back. Then feels.
Olympian Redux - The NHL didnât allow its players to compete in the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics. Letâs pretend it did. The boys enjoy the Games together.
Away Games - Shane needs to get laid.
Clothes Thief - Ilya is missing his Tom Ford jacket; Shane wears it to a game.
Home Opener - David attends Ilya's first game in Ottawa. It's gonna become a thing.
Sochi Revisited - A retelling of the Sochi scene from Ilya's POV; then Shane and Ilya represent the same team in Milan.
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My brotherâs friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a âsketchy ass catâ and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
Bringing this back cause itâs amazing
How does this have under 1k notes
WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNâT A HERITAGE POST
@satan-offical thoughts?
if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:
-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parentsâ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed
-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices
-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brotherâs recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.
-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY AâŚ.SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

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ilya after the outing just liking all the videos of shane, the edits, the highlights, the compilations. every video of shane the TheRealIlyaRozanov can finally leave his likes there. at first the fans loses their minds âomg ilya liking all shaneâs videosâ but after a while is just so common that every caption in the post just have a shout out to ilya cus heâs probably seeing and liking it
shane is stepping into the shower and not even a full minute later ilya is right behind him and shaneâs like âyou know we can shower separately?â and ilya just goes âah no we canât weâre marriedâ and shane laughs and says âilya not all married couples shower togetherâ and ilyaâs like âthey should itâs the lawâ and shaneâs like âwhat law?â and ilya goes âmarital lawâ and shane says cackling âthereâs no such thingâ and ilya just says shrugging âthereâs and youâre not allowed to shower by yourself you need me to wash your hair and your bodyâ and shaneâs like âthis is just an excuse to touch me nakedâ and ilya grins and goes âno itâs the marital lawâ and shane just shakes his head laughing because his husband is absolutely ridiculous and he loves him so much