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ilya after the outing just liking all the videos of shane, the edits, the highlights, the compilations. every video of shane the TheRealIlyaRozanov can finally leave his likes there. at first the fans loses their minds “omg ilya liking all shane’s videos” but after a while is just so common that every caption in the post just have a shout out to ilya cus he’s probably seeing and liking it
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shane is stepping into the shower and not even a full minute later ilya is right behind him and shane’s like “you know we can shower separately?” and ilya just goes “ah no we can’t we’re married” and shane laughs and says “ilya not all married couples shower together” and ilya’s like “they should it’s the law” and shane’s like “what law?” and ilya goes “marital law” and shane says cackling “there’s no such thing” and ilya just says shrugging “there’s and you’re not allowed to shower by yourself you need me to wash your hair and your body” and shane’s like “this is just an excuse to touch me naked” and ilya grins and goes “no it’s the marital law” and shane just shakes his head laughing because his husband is absolutely ridiculous and he loves him so much
Hey do you know alot about internal organs. Cause if so then i have a pretty specific question.
Are... are your organs covered in blood??? Since blood tends to flow thru the blood vessels, and if your body is healthy and all your blood vessels are imtact then your organs shouldn't be covered in blood, right? But just saying that feels wrong.
No, unless you are actively experiencing internal bleeding then your organs are not covered in blood. They are however wet, but it's cerebrospinal fluid and mucus that keeps them that way.
Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that
Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous
Small correction to my original answer: your organs are not covered in blood unless you are bleeding internally or happen to be a bug
Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:
Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."
It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.
when the chemistry is so good you can turn the hudcon into hollanov because what do you mean this isn’t them posing for the press release of their marriage
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your assigned ilya of the day is the most endeared he's ever been, btw
“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“
“Haas, where are you right now?”
“The club by the hotel.”
“And he’s not in the bathroom?”
“No.”
“Not on the roof?”
“No.”
“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”
“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”
“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”
“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”
“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”
“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”
“Did anyone bring up sushi?”
“He didn’t say he wanted-“
“Just answer the question.”
“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“
“He’s at the pier.”
“What?”
“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”
“… How do you know that?”
“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”
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"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."
Baby Shane's first word was fuck.
David gave himself a cramp laughing about it. Yuna was at first horrified but then also amused.
Later, they tell people it was puck.
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Ilya getting punished for something. The punishment?
Shane locks the door to their gym and works out alone, without an audience, and makes sure Ilya knows he’s wearing a tiny white tshirt and even tinier white short shorts and his backwards Rozanov 81 Cens ball cap.
Halfway through just to be a shit Shane FaceTimes Rose.
Ilya is suffering greatly.
Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
I'm not seeing any naked adults in that screenshot...
...There's something deeply messed up about how breasts, which are used by our species to feed babies, are considered to be so perverse and obscene that a child should never see them.
There aren't any naked people in the entire video clip. There's some people that you'd probably see less of their skin on a beach, but only because on a beach they'd probably be wearing a bikini top as well as whatever else they have on. And this is New York City, where toplessness is legal regardless of gender or assigned sex.
Toplessness for breasts is legal in most places in the US, unlegislated in almost all that remain, and only illegal in two states: Ohio and Tennessee.
This is because topless equality has been a basic push from feminists for literally decades, until Radfems and NeoCons bonded over wanting a trans genocide less than a decade ago.
It's literally why the "no tits on tumblr" and other lesser SESTA/FOSTA consequences* like it were so jarring. It set back FORTY. YEARS. OF PROGRESS in the rights of people with breasts or perceived as women to wear the same clothes as people without.
Do not let conservatives lie to you about this. The majority of people in the us and the VAST majority of States recognize the right of people to not wear a damn shirt. It isn't obscenity, it isn't even nudity, it's just something pericis men are allowed that everyone else isn't.
Y'know.
Basic sexual discrimination.
*Y'all aren't still on that "it was the Apple app store that caused the tit ban" shit, right? It was the literal US federal government. To be fucking clear.
It is 90 fucking degrees outside. The fact that it's illegal in my state makes me want to fight so many people.
The average bigot would rather fuck themselves over just so they can hurt the people they hate.
you guys can’t fucking do anything
No creativity no innovation no nothing. Just dead minds where a living organ once sat, torn out in pieces by an unfeeling machine in the name of shares.
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there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
As we all know, I pride myself on having nothing but the best and most correct Hollanov wedding takes (the wedding was in-character and basically fine, those two would not have either written or read aloud personalized vows with a gun to their heads, why get hung up on the lack of chairs when you could concern yourself with the real crimes committed there: the burgundy suit slash bellhop uniform and the fuckass heteronormative dip during the wedding kiss).
Anyway, we don’t talk enough about my favorite part of the wedding, when they’re attempting to dance to “Diamonds” (absolutely a corny choice, but making a corny choice here was kind of biblically accurate, but yes it was very cringe that Ilya thought to himself that the song had always reminded him of Shane and without that one additional detail the whole thing might have been fine, but also yes it’s true that if you can’t be very cringe on your wedding day, when are you supposed to be cringe) and Ilya says “I love you so much it sucks.”
Truly one of my favorite moments. North Star characterization for me. Because those two love each other so much, but I do think that at least once a day for the rest of their lives, one of them looks over at the other one and thinks, “I cannot fucking believe that I fell in love with this fucking asshole.”
