A Lady of Three Outs

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!

OUR PLANET 2019 – 2023・1x06 The High Seas

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

Shane sighs, “I’m just trying to put enough vegetables in his diet to keep him from getting scurvy”

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

a tiny ceramic sphinx with equally tiny riddles (sold)!

I've been so tickled by them I couldn't help but draw them for some fun :)

The world could be so beautiful

he's not bro-ey & brotherly the way roz is. he's a child prodigy, runs a tight ship, efficient as fuck, Hockey Jesus AND plays in montreal (habs lore) so the city does in fact think he can turn water to wine they have sanctified him, & only social enough to keep the respect of his team, so mostly the vets anyway. he dishes advice bluntly & matter of fact, not rude but it's like that's it end of convo. what i say goes bc it DOES. above all this man does not want to be fucking embarrassed, esp not by teammates playing like it's amateur hr. his rooks prob stutter out half sentences around him, get nervous when he approaches them, he is INTIMIDATING but not on purpose!!!1!1!!

The world could be so beautiful

an unsung favorite of mine

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

no bc shane bouncing and moaning on it in just the white crew socks and backwards baseball hat and maybe his smartwatch notifying him he's hit his cardio goal for the day would give me a nosebleed too

Full art on AO3: Here

I find this passage from the Mary Oliver essay "Staying Alive" very poignant and true.

that man is going to combust with love

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.