ilya jokingly complains to yuna and david about shane doing something (“david!!! help!! shane is pinching me!!!”) and they reply with a version of “sorry no returns” “you married him” “he’s yours now” and he loooooves to hear that!!!
Ilya marches into the Hollanders’ house shouting “Yunnaaa, Shane is bullying meeeeee!!”
Yuna immediately opens her arms for a hug “Oh you poor thing. Shane, stop bullying my son”
Over her shoulder Ilya sticks his tongue out at Shane, looking as smug as physically possible.
Shane sighs, “I’m just trying to put enough vegetables in his diet to keep him from getting scurvy”






















