Kinda Awesome

im so fucking stupid

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.