Pretty Sure I’m a Jedi

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

fighting game heritage post

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

the thing about transitioning is that once you don't have to try at passing anymore you can start really tomboying it up and that's when shit gets really good. I feel like the coolest chick alive

I'm a girl but I'm also a natural blockhead and a shitass gamer nerd so acting a bit boyish suits me! it's like prestiging. I'm on new game plus. everything is cooler if you do it as a girl. ancient wisdom

The wildest thing I learned about this video is not that cops in America are shooting each other by accident, I sort of expected that to be honest, its the people in the notes saying variations of "ah, yea, that police department use XYZ gun. It probably went off by itself, that model does that". Excuse me?? What are you talking about. Not only is there guns available that sometimes go off by themselves(???) but a whole police department are using them?? On purpose????

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

Its funny because not only are they wrong, but I know of (and dated in the past) one such individual who only exclusively watches films from the 1960s or earlier. So, uh... maybe shut the fuck up?

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?