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hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...
This is oviposition to me

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This gave me a pit in my stomach. How could they possibly lay off one of their best talents? Fucking disgusting, I wish Bethesda never got bought out by Microslop. Between this and the PS6 being projected to be over one THOUSAND dollars for base model- gaming is seeing some dark times. It's been my dream to someday work at Bethesda or another AAA studio that makes games I love- but to see that every member of their team is so disposable makes me not want to do that.
It just keeps getting worse Jesus Fucking Christ.
THE CHAFF PROJECT
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
In practice: the goal is to make it DIFFICULT to identify trans people to target with bathroom bans, and to create many FALSE POSITIVES for businesses.
Basically, you might get accused of being trans and kicked out, because of the badge. You say: I wear the badge because trans rights matter.
You follow up with a letter to the business saying you're fucking furious because some nosy dipshit just tried to play fucking genital police with you in the loos. You know lots of trans people (don't name any, if you do) and you wear the pin in support and you're disgusted at them for allowing this.
Blame the business for allowing the behaviour.
Businesses see that their cis customers are getting bothered over a badge and may clarify trans-inclusive policies, so they can kick out the bathroom botherers instead of nice cis allies.
You only need to buy and wear the badge, and you are protecting trans people. You can be genuinely heroic. Even one cis person doing this helps, and everyone you get to join in helps even more.
Non-affiliated badge link:
https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/transgender-pride-flag-badge
Show your pride with our 25mm transgender pride flag pin badge. Perfect for wearing on your favourite denim jacket, back pack, or lanyard to
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The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it
I am so salty about this. "Smart bulbs" with an app never appealed to me, but I found LED bulbs that operate from a simple remote and like, it should not have taken so long. We have an awkward lighting setup in our living room and now we have two of these little remotes for five bulbs on two circuits and the light can be any color! Or all colors! Dim for navigation and bright for task lighting! I should have had this a decade ago but the vast majority of products are IoT.
They're finally making robot vacuums/sweepers that don't connect to the Internet and why did it take this long?
I paid extra to get a fridge without Internet. Wtf.
My printer tried to lock out the generic ink. I don't remember how I fixed that but Jesus Christ, stop that. My goddamn CPAP has a cell modem. I suspect if I disabled it in the first year the insurance company would have repossessed it.
I've lived in my house for 19 years. I think we're on our fourth fridge because There Are No Good Appliances Left. The ice maker quit working two years ago. We didn't get it fixed. The countertop version we got lasted less than a year. I replaced it with a bunch cheaper model because if the "name brand" failed that fast I might as well go cheaper, fuck.
Every time Windows updates I have to lobotomize whatever new ai has been stuffed into it and fix the taskbar. I terminate customized advertising tracking with prejudice. I dumped chrome and am thisclose to switching to Linux, and I have been in the Microsoft ecosystem since DOS days. I haven't voluntarily used Word in 20+years. The version we have at home is older than that, on my husband's old work pc, because he looked at the subscription model and said fuck no, I already own one. I used Adobe CS2 for a ridiculously long time because upgrading from a program that perfectly cromulantly produced scads of magazines and books for me seemed ridiculous.
My phone tries to install bloat every time it updates. Sometimes it succeeds, but it's at least more usable than the one Samsung I bought... That was garbage.
And now they're trying to make building computers at home unobtainable, thinking everyone will outsource their brains to ai agents on their phones. Revolting. How has my computer appreciated in price of components in 3 years? Nonsense.
The amount of work I have to do to just get basic functionality. I should not have to argue with my air purifier about it connecting to the Internet. It shouldn't be worried about the Internet at all. No, you don't get network access. You're an air purifier.
Nowadays no one would be surprised about a violent gazebo.
Dumb appliances like fridges having any kind of internet access should be criminal. Why do I need the internet for something whose only purpose is to keep my food cold? Why do I need a toaster with a touchscreen that has 30 different ways of cooking toast? It's a fucking toaster.
I had a smart bulb for my hallway a few years back, and was excited that I could now be lazy and turn off a light from my phone while being in another room, but the fact that I would always have to open a random app to deal with normal household stuff annoyed me more, so after a short period, I just started turning the light off with the switch on the wall, like I had been doing for the past 30+ years of my life.

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?
Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor
you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀
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