I didn't ask for this

I need an eight hour psilocybin experience, a Japanese hot spring bath, a 90-minute hot stone massage, and a hammock suspended between two willows in a quiet field in which to nap an entire sunny afternoon away

Can I say something mean and bad

You could not pay me to post photos of my wedding in the team chat on Slack. Extreme attention seeking behavior. And I've been on this team like 6 months longer than the perpetrator. You can dm them to your work friends (if you have those.) But the everyone-is-in-here whole-team even-the-big-bosses channel? Are you out of your fucking mind? That's your wedding bro... that's an intimate moment. Tbh I also get similarly grossed out when people at work talk about how they're trying to conceive. Idk man live your life and share as much as you want I guess. But it does put me off wanting to be closer to those people 100% of the time.

It makes me really sad that almost every woman I know who’s in a serious relationship with a man will eventually open up to me about how they’re pulling more weight in the relationship which leads to them feeling like a single parent and then the guy is upset because they don’t want to have sex or are irritable all of the time or whatever. It’s just so common and it always starts off with the woman wondering if they’re overreacting and being like but I love him so much. And then they’re like but I do the dishes and clean the house and pay the bills and he sleeps in late and plays video games all day and. Like seriously there’s this epidemic of unemployed loser men just leeching off of women and it’s the failure of second wave corporate feminism because he’s not even the breadwinner. There is no divide by race or class it’s just such fucking loserdom in all corners

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have