cat parent

literally me lmao

i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

this cured my depressive episode

I’m evil villain laughing

How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.

Being a professional actor helps <3

There are so many parts of this that just genuinely brighten my day

tag yourself i’m rejected florida

homophobia is ok when it makes me laugh

all of you reblogging this better be gay or else

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

what if god was one of us…

Not diagnosing a child doesn't mean they won't notice they're different. It just means that instead of thinking "I'm struggling because I have autism/adhd/anxiety/depression/schizophrenia", they will just conclude that they are struggling because they are stupid, weak, annoying, unlovable, etc.

Customer (derogatory)

The most realistic part about this is that this is clearly a funeral, which means you died a week before this and the manager still didn’t plan to cover your shifts

No, the most realistic part is that the boss himself was able to leave work, go to the funeral, and bitch that you weren’t at work.

this was the single greatest moment in modern television