It's Goat time.

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

Very smart, good idea

enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

They should build huge stone walls around graveyards

They should build vast concrete labyrinths around those walls and occasional blackened spires that scrape the heavens i think

don't depreciate your thoughts and suggestions with "i think"! you should have more self-worth. you should command me to build winding miles of labyrinths and erect endless omnipresent obelisks

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

is there a website where i can put in what stats i need to raise & what stats i need to lower & they tell me the ideal assortment of foods to base my diet around

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position