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my first words were “$20 on pump 3 and a pack of marlboro lights please”

you were this baby

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allosauroid

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

allosauroid

the lil guy in question

creepymutelilbugger

littleguysdaily

wholeheartedsuggestions

alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change

i want a different life

today was a shitty day/week

i don’t want to live like this

i want to be somewhere else in life

i’m not where i want to be yet

+ much more

3l1zzy

Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

Wack

Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)

Sub-par execution

I would prefer the opposite of this, actually

Not a fan of this approach

Not very cash-money

vivi-llain

countess 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

bruntalism

hawfstuff

Cannonball

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shoeboxgoblin

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

ajani

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

knitmeapony

letter from a mother of a gay man. sent to ONE magazine, 1958.

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This post was flagged as adult content and the original poster was deactivated so I'm bringing it back.

whistlenotes

ad-wills

feralghouls-deactivated20240225

szeretemacheddart

done

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sacred-portal

cryptonature

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

phantomchick

@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

bigratbastard

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

strangepoyo

thememedaddy

catchymemes

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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soupwife

*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: "don't worry baby it's not real, it's only actors. In real life embarrassing things don't actually happen"

musashi

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.

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