The unoffical 501st meme acount*

Yup, that's Frank alright.

Hm I wonder...

Truly

I am curious to see how far we can get if we dont tag anyone >:3

I do too wonder how this could get

interesting

sorry what we doing?

Just go with it bacon

hm…

curious indeed

I wonder how I wonder why

I’m here now

Everyone make sure to check the most recent reblog before continuing the chain

Frog

I see

DID YOU THE LONGEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS TITIN WHICH UNSHORTED HAS 1 BILLION LETTERS

WHAT?????

Wait it’s million not billion my bad

100,000,001 is divisible by 17

AND KIDS THAT IS WHY WE SKIP MATH CLASS

*I show up in a poof o' glitter*

*shows up, about to go to bed soon*

Glad to see ya! I also should get to bed!

ARE YOU OK?!?

they do not look okay…

hey now. don't make presumptions on other peoples suffering /unsrs

they have been FOLDED. RIGHT THERE.

some creatures are just like that y'know

some creatures play dead as a defense mechanism. including fake blood. a fellow tumblerina fell for it once

*fuck no they’re as dead as a…. lamp* SEE?!!!?!?!?!

a lamp cannot die in the same sense as a living breathing creature, while a lamp can certainly be destroyed to kill a lamp one must give it life, a difficult thing but sheer love for an object can do that. ergo, you can kill it by removing this love from the equation, either from eliminating the lover (boring, requires death) or by forcing the forgetting of the object. they haven't been forgotten, clearly, ergo they are not dead as a lamp.

*okay fine. as dead as… medium rare beef*

...ok do you have like, a peer reviewed primary source proving they're dead? like, a doctor's note...?

**holds heart of possibly alive body* this is all the proof i need.*

you... you tore out the heart of a potentially living being. that's murder. nug that's murder.

did they mention a rip?

are you telling me you removed a heart from a body while it continues to beat

*heart beating* yep… still beating

...pretty sure you could be liable if they get an infection from the fact that you had to PULL IT OUT SOMEHOW and that REQUIRES a hole in their chest

*their heart is beating and connected… even though it’s outside their body* i dont fucking know

you don't seem to understand if their heart is out of their body that means that it had to be pulled from their body and there is a hole, where you can get an infection. the heart, which is not meant to be in the open air, could get an infection. if you're holding it wrong it could probably stop beating. find a doctor NOW or the poor thing is gonna die by YOUR HAND

*lets go of it but it’s levitating*

doctor.

why

GET A DOCTOR NOW NUG

WHY- *coughing*

WHY ARE YOU SICK NOW THE ONE AT RISK IS THE CREATURE

*coughing blood up*

you have awoken me

What is going on!?

idk i got summoned

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

SEE THIS

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

enjoying disturbing jk rowling

proud to be disturbing jk rowling

good to know i've already reached one life goal

disturb jk Rowling :DD

i love distrubing jk Rowling 💗☝🏻

Great to know the fool is disturbed 🤨

Always happy to disturb jk rowling 💋

We've done it 🥰 never been prouder

my purpose in life has finally been fulfilled <3

wait till she clicks on the first harry potter fic on ao3 <3

Yeah I’ll reblog this again

disturb them.

My purpose in life has been fulfilled

disturb disturb disturb jkr

woiooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

Gosh darn Horseshoe crab ran over my damn lawn again. Where's the cops when you need em? Oh bloody hell.

THIS FUCKA's GONNA BLOW. BROTHERS, SISTERS AND SIBLINGS IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY AGAINST MUSK AND HIS STUPID IDEAS!!

reblog to blow up a transphobe

Uh, hell yeah. Time to cause some random transphobic moron to explode!

this is so beautiful

Wait, are the dumbass dominos teaching a mouse droid to swear? Because that sounds about right for them. Echo: Fives, what the kriff have you been doing? Fives, holding a Mouse droid: He's a little bastard. Echo: Karking language dude.

One big goober, one angy goober one dead goober and one "stares into your soul" goober.

This is cannon now

Fives, bursting into the room: I NEED HELP Echo, spinning a wheel with all the 501st's names on it: Jesse it's your turn Jesse: DANG IT!

This is top teir shit-posting.