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Fives: Ok let's go Echo: Wait! Echo: *points to a no trespassing sign* Echo: It says no trespassing Fives: Bro there is dos of us not tres Echo:...bro

*the bad batch group chat* Crosshair: Got arrested can someone bail me out? Wrecker: I'll be there soon *15 minutes later* Wrecker: Can someone come bail me and Crosshair out? Echo: Oh ffs Omega: I'm on my way Hunter: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Fives: Ok Cody, right hand blue Cody: *ends up on top of Obi-Wan* Cody: You're doing this on purpose aren't you? Echo: We stopped spinning ten turns ago. I'm surprised neither of you noticed

Fives: Rex, we're sorry for what happened earlier Rex: How did you get in here?! Echo: We're not here to discuss your lack of room security we're here to apologise

Rex: What's your darkest secret? Echo: I wrote the most kudos'd codywan fanfic on space a03 Hardcase: I was his beta reader Fives: First you steal my haircut, now you steal my spot as most kuodos'd fic?!

*what Rex had to deal with after Umbara* Agent: I'm afraid your insurance does not cover acts of God Rex, eying Fives: What about acts of Satan?

Cody: Did you eat Fox: I SLAYYYEEDD Cody: Fox Fox: Coffee counts- Cody: NO IT DOESNT-

Omega: Hunter, there's a monster under my bed Hunter, bending down to check: Oh Omega I'm sure there- Hunter: *Spots a can of space monster energy drink under the bed* Hunter: Crosshair, wiping away a tear: I'm so proud

Rex: Fives you're alive?? Fives: Chancellor's a sith Rex: WHAT?? Fives, loading a blaster and getting back into a speeder: Chancellor's a sith Fox, in the back of the speeder: *gang sign*