Bury Your Head Like An Ostrich

the fishbowl head guy is Mysterio, who’s tangled with Spider-man enough times to know that when he’s not quipping, it’s generally a VERY bad sign, akin to when Batman starts smiling or LAUGHING.

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

Simplified Gen 1 Designs

One of the biggest criticisms of the original Pokémon games has always been that the designs are too unfocused and overly detailed, so I decided to do something about it. Above you will see several Pokémon I’ve fixed to align more closely with my and everyone else’s aesthetic. I’ll detail the problems with the original designs below:

Machamp – Having four arms is ridiculous and unnatural.

Doduo – I’ve never seen a bird with two or more heads; it’s always just been one head as far as I know.

Pikachu – My gerbils are not electric, so I removed everything electrical about Pikachu as well as its feet.

Psyduck – It’s always making a really stupid face and it looks like it has a headache, which really annoys me.

Ditto – It’s way too amorphous. Roundness is something I hold in very high regard—I believe that round things are the purest things in the world (for example: the sun or a egg).

Dewgong – Seals don’t have arms, yet for some reason GameFreak decided to give Dewgong arms. Now it doesn’t have arms just like real-life seals.

Diglett – The fact that Diglett slightly resembles a penis makes me really uncomfortable since I’m not gay. I know gay people are supposed to be normal now, but I still don’t think it’s right that Diglett looks like a penis. Because of this, I’ve made it into a Pac-Man ghost.

Being known as the crazy man who is arguing with a dog

Rough-housing, and being known as the man who is mean to dogs

Hogwarts student: