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I donβt get it

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oh I get it
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
Oh geez thatβs me
why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:
why don't u
because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and itβs so hard to find good pants
I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.
The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.
However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.
And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.
That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.
The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.
I have literally never put more than 3 seconds of thought into what pair of underwear Iβm going to wear. Meanwhile tumblr user theevenprime is playing 6 dimensional chess with their undergarments.
I guess I gotta step my game up.

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it's a pretty niche trope but when a character defeats a villain and then becomes their successor i go fucking wild every time it's so tragic and so so sexy
congrats to @edge-lorde for being the funniest bitch in the notes
Further warvel facts from u/bokchoysoyboy
TiLΒ (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).
Bonus:
These are my people.
Betting Iβve reblogged this before. Betting Iβll reblog it when it turns up again.
In addition to the print terminology stuff: the visual shorthand icons and ad graphics for something about writing are still often pen-nibs, fountain pens and typewritersβ¦
β¦while graphics of a monitor, keyboard and mouse remain visual shorthand for computingβ¦
β¦even though most writers now use monitor /Β keyboard / mouse or even laptop / touchpad.
In addition, headers for βthis blog / website is about writingβ are often in one of the many imitation typewriter fonts complete with smudges, or just Courier.
The start and end call icons on most / all smartphones is still the handset of a classic desk telephone, and sometimes the open-app icon is a complete phone.
The term βhang upβ for βend the callβ refers to something even older - one of theseβ¦
And of course the Save icon is indeed a 3Β½ inch floppy disc.
Why it wasnβt a 5ΒΌ floppy is a mystery. The icon version is just as distinctive.
Also, why various OP updates never changed βSaveβ to the graphic of a CD / DVD or flash drive is another mystery, and nowadays a Save icon should probably be a cartoon cloud.
Graphics and terminology are funny things.
reblogging this again for EVEN MORE information.
Iβm mostly entertained by the guy who thinks you need to know that βcaseβ means βboxβ in French as though thatβs not what it means in English.
downside to my post about tits and boobs blowing up is that ive attracted like 10 bot followers
no fucking way⦠im going to go to their blongs and clink on all the links until i see n*ples
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this was so wild
Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state sheβs grading papers letting us know sheβs a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
nowhere else
Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

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actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though
i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]