thundercrack? baby's back!

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Say what you will about humans but they really went off with flatbreads

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you