From The River To The Sea

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Cinderella

never has there been a series with more underutilized background lore than the Chronicles of Narnia. book one establishes that there exists a world-between-the-worlds, an infinite glade that can be accessed only via ancient Atlantean magic, fractaling in all directions with infinite crystal-clear pools of water representing the various dimensions of the multiverse—dimensions which contain realms of gods and technology, and magic of various types, and different magical systems for each dimension, and dead worlds, and worlds that have not yet sprung to life, and a million other wonders. book two has a talking beaver

Bringing this back

I love that whenever a middle eastern country is in peril the united shithole states of fucking america suddenly becomes a bastion of lgbt rights that all other countries must live up to or they deserve being bombed

why would you crop the dinosaur

i am a perfectly nonchalant person. except on days where i crave love. then i choke up and go insane and begin howling at the moon

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you'll love it i promise.

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

I will make it up to you, I promise

something, has gone terribly wrong

hey uh mr jigsaw .. sir. i don’t wanna make things awkward but .. well .. you put my friend in a trap last april and it kinda seems like you put more effort into his .. ? *kicks at the ground* i’m just getting the feeling you don’t care as much is all ..