queer, here, and full of shit

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

why take the lords name in vain when u COULD have the vocabulary of a baseball playing kid from the 40s

“It’s nice to find that little American boys do really say ‘Gee whiz.’“–J.R.R. Tolkien, on receiving a letter from an American fan, 1944.

waiting for millennials to get blamed for killing black friday

i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

my villagers after i get stung by wasps

A good driver sometimes misses the exit. A bad driver will NEVER miss their exit.