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they make incredible medicine that gives you little a/b cups with puffy nipples and every year millions of people vote to try and keep it from you

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)