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when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

this is literally all i need in my life. fuck everything else.

nobody on this website knows what communism is

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

No that’s communion communism was a show on nbc about a community college

you’re thinking of community. communism is a form of birth control that goes over a penis

youre thinking of a condom. communism is the travel to a place on a daily basis to go to work

youre thinking about commute. communism is when you share/exchange ideas,information, or news with someone.

you’re thinking of communication. communism is an electronic device used from storing and processing data.

you’re thinking of computer. communism is a type of bandage that uses pressure to reduce the flow of blood.

You’re thinking of compression bandages. Communism is when you pay an artist to draw something for you.

You’re thinking of commission. Communism is when you feel really good about yourself, as well as your abilities and qualities.

You’re thinking of confidence. Communism is a machine that cuts, and threshes a grain crop at the same time.

You’re thinking of a combine. Communism a way of obscuring something, usually from an enemy, like painting an object to match what’s around it or wearing mottled clothing.

you’re thinking of camouflage - communism is that italian improv theatre with the masks and stock characters

you’re thinking of commedia dell’arte. communism is a kind of pot with holes in for straining pasta.

you’re thinking of a colander. communism is an authoritative order

you’re thinking of a command. communism is a video advertisement

You’re thinking of a commercial. Communism is money awarded to someone who has had injury, loss, or suffering.

you’re thinking of compensation. communism is a joining or merging of different parts or qualities in which the component elements are individually distinct.

You’re thinking of combination. Communism is an alternative title for the office of the President of the United States of America.

You’re thinking of commander-in-chief. Communism is a property of binary operators such that the value of the expression is the same regardless of the order of the two operands.

You’re thinking of the commutative property. Communism is essentially an apartment that you purchase instead of renting.

You’re thinking of a condo. Communism is a colorless, odorless gas produced by burning carbon and organic compounds and by respiration.

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

You are being unraisinable.

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

Casual reminder that 2024 will be the last free election the world will ever see, Guy Fieri will be in the U.S Supreme Court and eventually become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War, and ICP will be in the White House.

8 more years until that fated day

ME AS FUCK

SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY

a shout out to myself

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you