#tumblrdecides

To my esteemed followers,

I, Pwuckduck, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision.

Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. Too long have we struggled towards progress against the political current. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Mop.

The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Wretched Tooth is a vote for opportunism. A vote for elitism and inconsistency.

Make the right decision. Vote for Mop.

We can do this,

Pwuckduck

Okay. Alright. So all of them. I can make this work just.... six shots of espresso and three flavors of syrup. Alright. This is the final poll before we actually make this puppy.