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d1rtypaws

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

pochowek

susanoomon

medakakurokami

how come

puyopuyo

the word “gay” actually comes from the word “gaywad” created by xbox live gamers and appropriated by the homosexual community, so you’re welcome

roomofartisticcatz

‘Gay’ actually used to mean happy. So did ‘Queer’.

pswynnave-deactivated20201030

no they didn’t

roomofartisticcatz

Ahem, look it up, please. It’s not the exact definition of happy but its close enough.

pswynnave-deactivated20201030

not true

roomofartisticcatz

Please, my dear, lovely genius, go to this lovely thing we call the internet and read the definitions of ‘gay’ and ‘queer’, which reads as quoted here, from my dictionary that I dug out just for you!

Gay (gā), adj.; GAY’ER (-er); GAY’EST. 1. Excited with merriment; merry. 2. Bright in appearance; brilliant in color.

Queer (kwēr), adj.

1. Differing in some odd way from what is ordinary; singular; peculiar. 2. A slang. Spurious; counterfeit; eccentric.

There you go, my dear ignoramus.

pswynnave-deactivated20201030

sorry but your “dictionary” doesn’t exist. gay people appropriated the word gaywad

roomofartisticcatz

Aghehegehem. I forgot about this, but I’m here now with picture proof of my dictionary.

Look! A cover of a book!

Look! A paragraph in the book!

Look! Another paragraph in the book!

Now, pswynnave, I know you’ve probably never seen one of these before and it’s probably scary, but don’t worry! It’ll only give you knowledge! Gasp!

pswynnave-deactivated20201030

how long did it take you to find that from google images? nice try though…..

roomofartisticcatz

Anyway, even if I did google search it, it would still prove that it’s in a dictionary. Also, why would I lie about having a dictionary?

pswynnave-deactivated20201030

you tell me I’m not the one trying to die on a hill for the etymology of the word gay. seems like a gaywad thing to do if you ask me

catgirlhell

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marahoping

this is peak 80s catradora

patema-introverted

citricwitch

Old art I never finished or posted (for obvious reasons)

element-of-change

hmm, id say, for obvious reasons, this is fucking perfect as is

horsesarewild

Its what he would have wanted

dankmemeuniversity

hayleyhearts

that’s just a regular platypus???

friendlyoceanmower

thegreenpea

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

whencartoonsruletheworld

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

pakabear

there’s no way that’s real

whencartoonsruletheworld

@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show

gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

animution11

royalhans

polar opposite of this post

hrmsketches

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

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voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

bestrooftalkever

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

ninja-sex-tarp

I’m fucking done with this site

celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

deltadragoon-deactivated2018111

neenernina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

amor-moved

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

memeseverdie

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

theinfiknight

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

liquid-geodes

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

locatescape-deactivated20190801

mandatalks

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

naamahdarling

Wow. That explains…a lot, actually.

gabrieldreyfuss

Guy who likes music

ethereal-insight-deactivated201

Is he an alien

butangel420

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

nathanhaley

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requested by @anniemurphy about 1000 years ago

pricelessreviews

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