Fruity Snow Prowler

why did nobody tell me that writing is the adult equivalent of playing with dolls

Ok i need to know are these still the chapter titles

yes it is

The world would be so much better if people would just unironically write stuff like this. I’m tired of books that Take Themselves Seriously

You can see someone else also using the devices' second seat, and I think that's so cool. Mobility devices help everyone, here other employees also get a chance to sit while they're working. I just love mobility aids, man. It's like the cut curb effect

oh so the gif where she cocks the gun with her mouth got the most heinous and depraved notes, but now yall are being modest with a render of her Bottomless with her Bush showing . cant have SHIT

I wasn't being modest... like in my head I didn't want to be crass

her pussy is like a couple inches from taking up the screen

Carmilla wasn't a vampire, lesbians can just do that after a chicken sandwich and a red bull

there is a screen reader / magnification program that is the only one the low vision clinic knows of with these features and it is $650 Canadian Dollars behind specific approved vendors that require you to be geographically close to them and get government approval of a degree that I am only just now reaching after being visually impaired for going on seven years. I feel normal about this

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

I think not only should HRT and surgeries, just transitioning in general actually, should be freely available to everyone, I think it should be opt out, like the organ donor registry. You have to explicitly say you don't want it.

You should have to go to a government office where there's a room with an opt out form in front of a huge mirror that simply asks 'Are you sure you want to just put up with this?'

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