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hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

jughead

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

Official silly sign

She is dying. My little niece’s lips are torn open from the freezing cold in Gaza. Ignoring this could cost her life.

Her lips are cracked and bleeding, not just dry. She is too small to explain her pain, but she feels it every moment.

please share

Sharecropping.

If your employer does this: document document document, then find an attorney

coworkers exchanging cold remedies, hippie girl swears by drinking boiled ginger and keeping raw onions in her socks, gym bro said he pounds robitussin followed by four cups of coffee to counteract the drowsiness. the take away here is that we probably need better health insurance but in the meantime i am studying these people in a lab