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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

i have tested positive for tzatziki

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

unrestrained summer fun

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

theres a lot of hootin and tootin

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them