*Aggravated Muttering*

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

I should be able to turn into a cat and climb through the internet to cuddle with my mutuals

CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits

The last one is from the show, GRRM is innocent

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

one thing I wish people understood about tumblr posts is that they are not confession booths. if you see a post calling attention to the fact some behaviour patterns may actually be racist or misogynistic or transphobic or anything else you don't actually have to go into op's replies or tags to tell them You Personally have this patterns for detailed unproblematic reasons. I can't speak for the op of every post obviously but the point is likely to make people look at themselves critically and think about why they do the things they do. and if you're capable of introspection and understand that a post does not apply to you, the correct thing is to move on. you are just not its target audience

i am old i am tired i am so easily annoyed i see the words tumblr sexyman on my dashboard and i yell out the boarded up window of my decayed house to please get the fuck off my lawn

Like the onceler

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

i just think they should leave starfleet alone and start making hbo rome esque political intrigue dramas about vulcan/romulus. like the idea that there are 50000 aliens and they just never use them on their own. when do i get the wire on ferenginar ?!?!! bajoran andor??!?!?!!!!

This is the America I believe in, the America that we can be

LAWRENCE KANSAS MENTION AND ITS NOT A SUPERNATURAL POST!!!!!!

The Scots in Boston are ACTUALLY drinking the city dry.