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elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Penis humiliation BDSM scene where the stuff the dom calls the sub's penis gradually becomes increasingly politically charged, until by the end the sub's penis is being accused of collaborating with counterrevolutionary forces and ordered to give up the names of its co-conspirators.

charicter who’s breath hitches when they they see another charicter, but they start coughing and wheezing on the floor

the amount of people saying they feel bad for clavicular...mind you he CHOSE the career path of telling kids to microdose meth so your skull shape improves. even if I only knew him from his recent interviews in which he waters down his ideology I wouldn't sympathize so idk where people are getting this sympathy from but let's put it towards more important things

This is the same user who called my gf a pedophile after she said being a nazi is bad

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn't feel anything #numb🤘

i spelled dresser wrong are you serious

And toe

wait what

this is so embarrassing

Posts that have 10k to me

hey now

you’re a rock star

get your game on

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