Teeth Facts And Figures

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

my angel wings just burst from my back in public and sprayed blood everywhere and a small child called me a homosexual

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

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when i go outside the people i pass are blown back by the field of normalcy i emit

love when you go to an aquarium and you really hit it off with one of the fish