previously itiscowboytime

not my laboratory not my Creature

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

he should be twitching under my scalpels careful gleam #true

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

i love sports it's trashy reality tv it's a romcom it's a political drama it's a youtube epic fail compilation it's an exercise in manipulating statistics but most importantly: it is an easy way to acquire a collection of guys who are so shaped

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

tuesday is practice for wednesday

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them