nobody look at her or let her in

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

You smoked dog weed

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)