No clue if i know what i'm even doing

😂😭

Can y’all plz let me breathe 😂😂😂😂

Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

Only Carlton 😭😭💀

just cause its carlton & mj

@momma-goober

Oh

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

This, was a journey.

@momma-goober

I love when babies grab hold of your face and aggressively try to eat it like wow thank you for choosing me 😭

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

Emmy is a goddamn national treasure. I am surprised at all times that Nick Cage isn’t hunting for her, I really am

The mulan one!

The writers of this show are fucking brilliant