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38 year old, young looking Aussie fella with a hot body(if I don't say so, myself😌) half decent looking (and reasonably sane and functional despite being here)head on my shoulders and, if length was the only factor in determining size and girth wasn't a measurable not relative quantity, then you could say I'm very well endowed being over 8" long....but, sadly, at least for me, girth is very much a relative quantity and something I'm severely lacking in😅. like a friggin' pencil (no, not quite that skinny but not too far off really). Have you ever seen a nearly 8 and a half inch long penis you could consider small? imagine that.. because that's what I'm unfortunately endowed with. My most recent (and most honest too apparently) ex was the first to make me finally notice...she (and only she at first but I eventually started enjoying the humiliation) had a lot of fun teasing the petite proportions of my 'skinny dick', 'pinner' or 'noodle doodle' as she affectionately called it