any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

the fujoshi who sleeps with rpf under her pillow is a fool every night but one

yes yes dan and phil are free and so are we but more importantly. so is pj

dan and phil just gave me the gift of being able to bully them for running a couple's channel and being white men with a podcast both at the same time fuckkkkk it's like christmas

doctor diagnosed me with a kind heart and dope soul

prescribed me 7 thousand mgs of love and laughter

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

The way that Ally just whispers "no" under their breath will always get me

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.