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@witchrotdraws
tonight i kind of randomly thought "huh, i wonder what saber-tooth tigers actually looked like cause i only really have that movie Ice Age to go off and i doubt it's very accurate".
so i took curious and sleep deprived myself over to wikipedia to see what they looked like (or rather what their fossils look like) only to see Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock used as a size comparison of multiple saber-tooth predators???
excuse me??
Sherlock what are you doing in my paleontology research!?!
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the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts
everyone being like: "omg why can't you have funnnnnnn with the odyssey movie just have funnnnn it's not that serious. all you nerds are getting pissed for no reason-"
i'm sorry- one of the most popular directors of our time just butchered a mythological epic visually and characteristically.
nolan, with his brand name alone, could've brought in millions of viewers to a film that had accurate armor. he could've hired a cast of entirely greek actors. he could've made it colorful. he could've hired artisans and historians. he could've enlisted academic institutions who study bronze-age greece. he has the money to. HE HAS THE CLOUT TO. but he didn't. he dumbed down a piece of historic literature to something grey and tried to say it was just supposed to be "realistic".
this is like if someone tried to make an adaptation of the gospels in the bible and thomas-jeffersoned it (removed all of the miracles/"magic") and turned it into a movie. it's not the fucking bible anymore. WE ARE NOT OVERREACTING BY SAYING THAT IT MISUNDERSTANDS THE ODYSSEY.
and when people are going "YOU DUMBASSES ARE SAYING EPIC IS BETTER?????" YES. YES I AM. because epic understands what it is. it is a tiktok musical. it does not demand people to take it 100% seriously. hermes has 80s synth in his songs. it's a good time. it makes changes to the odyssey but fundamentally understands the characters. it was not made by a director with a 250 million dollar budget. it was made by a bunch of nerds for nerds. nolan acts like the odyssey is an adaptation while it is really just a work by it's creator. epic is an adaptation. nolan's odyssey is not.
you can acknowledge this movie has it's moments. I WILL RIGHT HERE. THERE WAS COOL STUFF. the building horror of the sack of troy, nolan's circe & her pig transformations, the reveal and explanation of athena's form, and the cramped and terrifying portrayal of being inside trojan horse were unique takes- i thought they were well done.
but to people whining to "not think too deeply about this" and "ohhh look at all the people complaining on the mythology website- WELL I had a good time and didn't think any deeper about this" -
kindly shut the fuck up. your anti-intellectualism is showing.
"Just forget the book and enjoy adaptations for what they are"
Me:
MY FUCKING CAR
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i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is
im fucking crying
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
late summer / early fall thoughts
drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future
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I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days
this fanfic shit is easy
superbat love square inspired by #that post by the supah cool @y3np3ws
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The thing that’s always missing from the “women didn’t fight for the right to work they were already working they fought to get paid” is that many women also very much wanted to work.
Women wanted to be lawyers and engineers and chemists. They wanted to use their brains in challenging and interesting ways. They wanted to get the satisfaction from solving problems and inventing new shit and getting attention for it.
I know not everyone is born with intellectual curiosity or drive or determination but some people are and many of those people are women.
Literally.
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
e for everyone
And that includes kids
300 pages is not crazy for a book? Plenty of kids books were thick, like Harry Potter, perky Jackson, etc
