I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore
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I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

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You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.
So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.
So one day early in her teaching career thereβs an exchange student from Japan whoβs having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.
This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.
Japanese doesnβt exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor youβve ever had pulls your paper over and says βOkay listen here you little piece of shit Iβm gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.β
This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:
Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work
Look at my post boy
Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

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josh?
whereβs the body of christ?
Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context
it draws 2 cards
These two are genuinely my roman empireβ¦π¬ IT IS THAT SERIOUS TO ME OK
In honor of April Fool's, Bulbapedia has released the funniest prank possible in the form of a Pokopia-based page on Humans
and my personal favorite
They have dex entries and level up moves this is amazing
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Iβm not sure if Iβve posted this one before but I stumbled upon it in the wild so it goes here now
original in tagalog btw
Yuuji Itadori β Jujutsu Kaisen Season 3 Episode 5
do you guys remember βkick his ass baby i got yo flowerβ
this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning
I will catch up on tumblr eventually I've just been busy marathoning pokemon......
You basically know at this point what my technique can do, right? But I can't create anything large or complicated. I'm wounded from where he cut me, too, so once I create this, I'll die. Later. Good luck on your own after this... I've know for a long time now why twins are considered inauspicious by jujutsu sorcerers. You have to offer something in order to gain anything. This goes beyond just pacts. The fact that we go through pain to grow stronger follows the same logic. But that balance never functions properly in the case of twins like us. Because jujutsu views identical twins as the same individual. Get it? You are me, and I am you. You can long to grow stronger and work so hard you spit up blood, but it's all pointless. Because I don't want to grow stronger at all. Even if you don't have any techniques, it's pointless if I have one. So long as I exist, Maki, you'll always be incomplete.

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celebrating kirara getting an official color scheme by drawing her