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Dan and Phil I did NOT sign up for this brand of edging you’re doing. The anticipation of this announcement is unreal.

‘Yes that is Phil straddling me and we’re both only wearing bunny ears’ is not a sentence anyone, Jesus included, could have predicted to be spoken from Dan’s mouth in the year 2026 or literally ever. Wtf lol

Phil asking Dan how he’s felt since Phan has been legal and his first response was free… Jesus wept, I wept, my cat wept. We love this for them!

Learning that when Dan and Phil are drunk they’re sweet and freely give out genuine compliments and seeing that with my own eyeballs has ruined my life

Still mourning the fact that dnp will never finish Split Fiction. It was so good 🙁

People on Twitter complaining about the hard launch podcast being too sex positive and I have to laugh! Honey child they spent 16 years keeping every little bit of themselves… to themselves. Let them live their best gay life together out in the open! If they wanna talk about sex or piss or if they’d be good dads then let them, and I’ll be seated every single time.

Saw a video where someone said ‘we’ve never known a version of Dan that didn’t love Phil’ and I mean it when I say I want to not exist anymore. WHY would you put that thought into my brain 😭