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Bella hanging out with Jacob: laughing, joking, building motorcycles together, driving around looking for spare parts, walking on the beach, holding hands, hanging out with the pack, having dinner with Billy and Charlie, going to the movies, helping each other with homework, eating tons of snacks
Bella hanging out with Edward: Bella staring into his eyes trying to will him to fuck her while also feeling guilty and inadequate for just existing in his presence
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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21
I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning
This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.
sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath
HES A WHAT
he got it from marge
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
howl and sophie are two women in love and two men in love as well and a man and woman in love and a woman and man in love and not in love at all and very good friends and exes and one person and every person and transgender and tragic lovers and resentful rivals
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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.
date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.
hold on i’m gonna add on to this
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I fucking love this post
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We need to talk more about this.
A number of experts (such as Dr. Russell Barkley) have advocated changing the name of ADHD,as it does a very poor job of describing a handful of symptoms, and entirely ignores the root cause. As I recall, his preference was Executive Function Deficit Disorder, which does a much better job of describing what is happening, and has the benefit of being ‘I have a condition which causes difficulty in performing these types of tasks’ rather than ‘I don’t pay attention and can’t sit still’, which more closely tracks to ‘disability’.
Which more closely tracks with abled perception of disability*
I don't speak cat but I think that means yes
obi-wan is my favorite character in anything ever because the cosmic forces that control the universe literally have it in for him specifically and this is something thats flat out stated on multiple occasions and literally everyone knows including obi-wan himself but he just keeps on sadly careening from one disaster to another as everyone he cares about dies in increasingly horrible and tragic ways while wisecracking every 5 minutes like it’s going out of style and somehow managing to become the sluttiest magic monk in the galaxy to cope. icon.
Obi-wan, covered in his own blood, laying on the ground: maybe, if i lay very still, the force won’t see me, for five minutes.
@disparatepeace got another good one!!!
I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red.
Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime
Every one of these videos is like an Idiots To Lovers speed run.
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Dear Tumblr—
If you’re still going to let the porn bots follow me, can I please have my sexy fan art back?
Thxs,
Me
Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”
h e l o m i s t e r p a e a n o
o-di-DAH-dOH-diH-DI
CHAIR??????
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While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison.
Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:
And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.
And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:
Wolves are huge.
dude, i’m tellin you, for real Sometimes people ask if my klee kai is a wolf, like, seriously. And I’m always like oh no, ha ha he kind of looks like one, though, hunh? But inside I’m always like “uh, my dog weighs thirty pounds, wolves weigh more than me and my dog put together – if he was a wolf you wouldn’t be asking if he was a wolf, you’d be peeing your pants and demanding we leave”
like, a wolf is as tall when lying down as most dogs are standing. here, see for yourself. Labs are a very dog-sized dog, wouldn’t you say? Check this out
(this is a wolf in Alaska that found an unfenced dog park and slowly over the course of months learned how to hang out and have fun with the dogs)
SO BIG THO - here, have some more examples
I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, ‘Huh. That looks friend-shaped.’
