Don't be such a sourwolf

tears in his eyes pissed as hell rock hard in a three thousand dollar tuxedo begging for a blowjob in a public bathroom. you love to see it

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

thank god for women with grey hair the most beautiful women on earth

I wish i were a plushie, no worries, cared for and loved, constantly in a warm bed

does anyone know how to go to sleep

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

[looking at my mutuals’ posts] whatever you say beautiful

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.