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@ahhhnorealnamesallowed This one is for you! A fic I absolutely love but oh, man, listening to myself do this one.... *side eyes* Anyway, I hope you like it!

#sterek #teen wolf #fic #fic rec #podfic #HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM CRYING AND SCREAMING HOLY SHIT HOLY SHOT #my fic

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seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

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Fun fact! If you need MFA to log in to a work website and you are out of the office for a week, you should leave your MFA toggle with the coworker who has the log in info for the website

Especially if you just helped set up something new that was only tested once before you left and it relies on access to that website for confirmation!!!!

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Actually, maybe *I* should have access to this website

#billie uses tumblr #alas work woes have me in their grip #sr #just got a response from my support ticket to my end of the issue and changes need to be made in the other website #AT NO POINT DURING SET UP WERE THE LINKS I NEED TO INCLUDE ON THE OTHER WEBSITE PROVIDED TO ME

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PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

Fun fact! If you need MFA to log in to a work website and you are out of the office for a week, you should leave your MFA toggle with the coworker who has the log in info for the website

Especially if you just helped set up something new that was only tested once before you left and it relies on access to that website for confirmation!!!!

#billie uses tumblr #alas work woes have me in their grip

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This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

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then what

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Space Jelly The aliens love it, especially a fresh batch.

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insta/bluesky/ store/cara

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you ever think about how famous poet conrad aiken used to visit his parents graves (murder-suicide when he was 11) and would boat watch and one time he saw a boat called 'cosmos mariner' and was like holy SHIT that goes HARD and he went to look up where it was going and it just said 'destination unknown' and he was like OH MY GODDDDDDD so he ended up putting "COSMOS MARINER: DESTINATION UNKNOWN" on his grave which is also a bench so you too can sit by his parents graves and look out for boats with cool names?

He was so real for this

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

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When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

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I wish MCR had merch with birds so I made this MCR design with birds (Canada geese)

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EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

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the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

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