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posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

The thing about Spock being hot is that he isn't framed like he's supposed to be. Yknow? Like the cinematography and the way other characters interact with him doesn't typically imply you the viewer are meant to desire him carnally. So it can be easy to forget for a moment until it just kind of suddenly hits you. And "wait Spock's hot" is perhaps one of the least original thoughts one can have but nevertheless I'm kind of continuously having this revelation

Really love how it's unclear if you mean Kirk the character or William Shatner in real life. I think it's both

I am still undecided on becoming a Trekkie. Is Shatner/Spock a thing? Wait that is Galaxy Quest Holy shit I love realizing things as I type them

I think we need to make Shatner/Spock a thing. Not Kirk/Spock or Shatner/Nimoy rpf but a secret third thing. That's why he's like that

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

Kiss my friendly metal ass

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

Potions master

this went from “oh cool” to “damn” to “hOLY F U CK”