what the !

let me be pervertly clear

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus