what the !

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

notice how men feminine enough to be mistaken for women are a staple in much media but women masculine enough that they get mistaken for dudes are rare precious gems. just another one of life's little cruelties

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

Need one more to unlock the door