In Between The Lines

Sounds like you're just feeding ministers to the cat at this point.

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Ok but actually I do think ads should be illegal, most of all billboards because they are distracting to drivers, and most of all especially those electric billboards that light up the entire area or change

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right