stevothebebo

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

people thought mime artists were going to go out of fashion in this age but alas

How did she move at a lower fps...

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet