Blah Blah Bullshit

tschüss die-ringeltaube, hallo flusslesben! <3

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Es gibt so einige Leute, die ich gerne mal in den Pipikackasee werfen würde. Wo liegt der doch gleich wieder? Peru?

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that

tell me about your day, i care

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

you can find lots of information 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ in the nonfiction section of our library

Warum bin ich eigentlich damit gestraft, mich bei Buchautoren zuverlässiger an Vornamen als an Nachnamen zu erinnern? Wisst ihr wie dämlich das klingt wenn jemand nachfragt wer der Autor von dem Buch ist über das ihr aktuell ständig faselt, und die einzige Antwort die mir einfällt ist "Ich glaube er hieß Uwe"

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album