got the bends

(first date going well voice) omg i LOVE cannibalism 

young adulthood is extremely lonely but also wildly freeing. i’ve gotten coffee at three different cafes today

part of my masculine charm is that i'm completely insane

No marketing or advertising campaign will ever be more effective on me than a mutual who really likes a piece of media

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

adam parrish is actually really good bi representation because he’s a bitch and a whore

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

microdosing on killing myself by getting a job

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

I want short hair i want long hair i want pink hair i want a buzz cut i want a 2007 emo fringe i want purple hair i want the longest hair possible i want

ronan pov in the dream thieves is literally like: i’m gansey’s right hand arm man i’m gansey’s everything i’m his confidante his best friend his silly rabbit

media is evil don't look at images or read words of fiction because you'll die

having crushes on men > having crushes on women bc w men i can stare at their faces for a few min and im over it but w women there are like. feelings involved. sick

why should i need a period tracker. they got my order wrong at sonic and i burst into tears, i know exactly how long i have

et tu bestie?