would you kiss me?

One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

homicidal thoughts are not actions but babygirl one more heatwave and I start acting

unlike most people I don't give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i'd like to have it with me every second of the day.

you’re telling me a masc king taped this?

ah the indescribable sensation when it’s late at night and you get off facetime with someone you care abt and your stomach is replaced by a vast pit of emptiness <3

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

Sharing earphones is so romantic until you have to decide who gets Simon and who gets Garfunkel

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets