dis fuck-ing guy

Yuri Gagarin being identified only as an amateur photographer and not literally the first human in space has me on the floor

I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it

i love how you can tell that Johnny and Carl really are friends because Johnny never actually stops him

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized