a foolish writer

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

it makes no sense for any Christian, let alone those who venerate the theotokos, to be misogynistic

anyone surprised that markiplier knows about the bloodymary ship doesn't remember this is a man who has seen himself ass blasted by springtrap you must assume that whatever the most obscure, insane content you've involved him in he not only knows about it but already knows more than you'll ever fathom. it's too late. he knew before you even knew you knew he knew you knew

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

everyone yelling "hide the yaoi" about fictional character shipping as if mark hasn't been put through the youtuber rpf trenches for years. he didn't survive septiplier only to be shocked by bloodymary

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

beign alive in theory is awesoe becaude i can get fat and get gender affirming surgery but for some reason everything costs money? why? it was almost so good

its kindof evil that we exist in a world witg big lifesize plushies and comfy beds and big warm meals and video game and i "cant have it" because i "don't have enough money" like ummmm. but why........... its right tehre.............

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

"The best part of being fat is being soft and comfy to cuddle with" "The best part of being fat is knowing people like you for your personality and not your looks" Wrong. The best part of being fat is getting to swim in ice-cold water for FAR longer than my peers. My skinny friends can barely last 10 minutes in the pacific ocean without losing feeling in their fingers meanwhile i can be in there for HOURS. I was born to swim in glacial lakes and icemelt streams. Also I float.