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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy
one of my favorite posts of all time
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
may do something unprecedented
i think it's finally time, old friend
i made this icon back in 2014, long before i ever had my big break voice acting for undertale. i created it as part of a project i was doing to learn photoshop, where i would take two cartoon characters and put them together. this icon is Flapjack's body with the face of a Bucky Barnes on top.
this icon has been on my blog from 500 followers, up to 130,000 followers. i tried changing it once in 2017, but my newly growing following urged me to keep it, saying they might forget who my blog is if they don't see it. i don't doubt some people will feel that way now too, but with the current tumblr layout, profile pictures aren't nearly as visible as they used to be. that, and the fact that im no longer compelled to keep my icon the same as this blog is now 100% a personal one, have made me feel like it's about time to move on from it.
in its place, i offer you this:
this is a watercolor painting i commissioned on Skeb of how i am now. i like this painting. i like looking at it, and i like that i know it's me. and i want that to be my icon.
thank you again, Flapjack. it was an honor to be you for a while.

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Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care
I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.
I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.
I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.
I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.
Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
ok so many people in the notes are talking about meal planning and leftovers and no. thats not what this is about.
leftovers and meal plans dont matter
dinner mystery isn't "i dont have food" its "what will my brain and/or body allow me to eat rn?" and thats a much more complex mystery than either lefties or planning can solve
i put pants on so i could make a business call and my old boss says call me back in an hour. now im just sitting on the couch with pants on like a dumbass
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

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I love how insane everyone is now.
Check out this 2001 promotional art for Halo! He's pointing at the lighting that makes the kids gay!
the Halo series has always been about transing your gender and having queer sex. terfs die mad about it
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars
Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight
velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it
sorry guys im bored as fuck
"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

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