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putting ps2 discs in a ps5 to make it sick and give it a stomach ache

best buy closed forever because a ps5 threw up

having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins

if you dont get off of the computer its going to be scary

working with 30 smth yr old linecooks is crazy because youll be having a normal conversation and theyll just randomly say shit like yeah tequila be making me a little bicurious and my babymama wont let me see my kids! 🤣 and you enter a quick time event where you have to craft a normal response in 1.5 seconds

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips